Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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