i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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