I'm eating all of the evidence.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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