I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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