Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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