I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
your room smells of hookers.
And success
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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