yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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