I got chris browned last night
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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