He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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