she was so not down for the gang bang
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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