if you like me you must not know who I am
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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