You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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