just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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