How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
