dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
there's paper in my vomit.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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