Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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