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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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