you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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