Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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