did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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