No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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