My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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