Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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