Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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