would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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