my sisters under your porch take her home
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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