is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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