so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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