Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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