Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
is it fun? or sober?
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