So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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