Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
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