paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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