Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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