Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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