Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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