You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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