I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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