I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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