Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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