I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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