awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I CAN MOONWALK!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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