it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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