i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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