Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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