The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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