we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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