Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm like, not good at living.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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