do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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