and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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